Bruce the Aussie is walking down the street when his mate Shane rides up on a shiny new bicycle. "Where did you get such a fantastic bike?" Bruce asks. Shane replies, "Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful young woman rides up on this bike. She threw the bike down to the ground, took off all of her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.' So I did!" Bruce says, "Good choice mate - I don't think the clothes would have fitted anyway."
